All posts under Poetry By Spicy “SAMBO”

To DOG or Not To DOG

To DOG or NOT TO DOG, there is no question. Rubber balls and chewy toys are it’s obsession. An ideal companion a grand canyon of love. Lick face even my lover won’t do that. I want to get a tatt of my dog. Start a blog about how annoying cats are. How bizarre those furry felines who act like evil czars are. In a spar dogs would prevail. A hail storm of ferocious bite. Dog’s are like the Dark Knight that can fight off robbers and crime. It’s called a k-9 unit, not a feline unit. Waggy tail, is the wind for my sails. It’s called a seeing eye dog, not a seeing eye cat. I have seen the light dogs have might. They should dedicate an in flight magazine to them. They are like egg whites, good for your health. A wealth of love and affection in this pet election dog will win in fox news’ presidential projection. No objection for your souls protection with a dog there is never rejection. It’s so smooth, I can’t believe it’s not dog. Their is a dog on my foot and I want to touch it. The dog never got into a bag.. Red Flag – Curiosity never killed any dogs.. A light that sees through fog is my pup. A yule log of a pet. No misstep that my companion will always be my pooch.

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DOGS Rule & Cats Drool

DOGS rule & Cats drool. You would be a fool to even think to disagree. Dogs are filled with glee and cats all they do is flee. Especially in time of need the cat is nowhere to be scene. Dogs will wag and spend all Day with you, all cat’s do is sleep because they just sniffed glue. It’s a fact there ain’t no famous cats. Take that serpentine feline. Every time we see a dog our heart strings are pulled. Sold on the hootch. Cute pooch From Pavlov’s to Lassie- Cat’s are just sassy- Pick you up when your sad? Scooby Doo, Cat’s do not. Old Yeller is our little fell’r – He eat’s our left over proscuitto- They name planets after Pluto- Take that cat in the hat, He’s called snoop dog, not snoop cat. Phat rhymes is the sign that dogs take the cake- Not fake, shake their tails when you come home, Garden Gnomes are better pets then the wussy pussy. Dog’s help you grow even toto blesses the rain down in Africa. Have no fear and let it be clear the best pet is set it’s the dog.

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Dog My K9 Friend

Dog oh dog- K9 friend with me to the end. You are loyal, even though the bed you soiled was mine. It’s fine. You were inclined, but let me remind you that beds are no pee zones. Also, my leg is not a landing spot for your hump. Lumps in the litter are cat’s dumps… not candy or a fine brandy to be consumed. Groomed mail men is our buddy please try not to bloody him.  Finding you was a win. It’s no sin to like you more then the cat. Fat belly, a little smelly are traits that endear, plus how can you not like those soft ears. Pooch of positivity, Dog of destiny- your intensity and density is why you are the best. Never a pest, I am blessed to call you a friend, again and again.

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D-O-G Is My CoPilot

D-O-G is my copilot. The dog is man’s best friend. We don’t pretend that it’s the cat. Or my buddy Matt. Dog you are all that. I don’t have any friends that would lick my plate clean and they get weird when I try and make their fur gleam. Shampooing you is my favorite brew. Your poo doesn’t even smell, my heart swells when your tail wags- Bag of awesome is what you are. The star of my household. You are like furry gold  – I want to grow old with you. Till death do us part, your farts are like flowers – you devour toys like a vegan eats soy- your such a good boy. See, My dog gets me, it’s such a pitty that my friends can’t astound like a hound. I can’t pet their butt- Every time I ask, they think I am a nut. Cut above the rest you are- You raise the bar on happy- You are like the jelly to my peanut butter. No stutter here on who makes me flutter. My BFF K9 is on the front  line of this cuddly warfare. Dog day afternoon. Sign me up.

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