Wowsa, that’s strong! Even I know it is.
You can smell…
My doggie breath.
No need to speculate. It’s best not to try. Since it’s contents…
Are best left unsaid.
And yet here I sit, Wondering why,
I have this complex…
I wish I could shed.
Having a “potty” mouth, And being a stinky dog, Certainly…
Makes me upset.
I know you notice and, I hear you comment, Or joke about it.
Yet, you never plead or beg.
You know I can’t control, Or will it away,
And you love me,
…in spite of my doggie breath!