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More Food

If a dog could make a resolution, there is one that would stand out

It’s not the kind of resolution you will find on a person’s list,

Instead of cutting back to lose weight, a dog wants more that’s what it’s about.

More food is good, clearly it’s true because they’re always hungry.

And it is a good sign when they get real stout.

 

Food is a joy that dog’s enjoy with reckless abandon.

So many scarf it down as fast as they breathe

Others eat slowly, necessity and pleasure working in tandem.

But no matter the dog it is almost an absolute

It’s the best thing you do all day, that act as you feed them.

 

So it makes perfect sense that a dog’s resolution doesn’t match up

With the types of resolutions a person considers most needed.

Eating is something that they learn as a pup

That they must do because you eat as often as you can

Whether it is breakfast, lunch, or time to sup.

 

More doesn’t necessarily mean dropped in their bowl.

Dogs aren’t that picky, any food dropped anywhere will do.

If you aren’t careful and accidently drop a spoon full of casserole,

Just let it be because the dog will leave not a trace.

When food is before them they have no control.

 

So watch out for dogs on their foody resolution

Because you can’t stop them during most times of the year

But once they’ve a mind they already have the solution.

Food on the floor is the main intention,

Best watch your step if you want to avoid a food on the floor revolution.

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More Walks

This year I will get my people outside,

Get them to play, to run, and to hide,

They will be so much better with me at their side

Making sure they walk with their long legged stride.

It will be so worth it as they learn to play

Instead of sitting around staring all day

Because it is wrong inside to stay

So we must move more, and without delay.

Of course this is also about me.

I prefer so much more outside to be

With my pack having fun so joyfully

You could say it is our destiny.

And that is how I will grow my claim

To all the lands around, they will be in my name.

I will have it all, though it is always the same

To all it is mine, that is what I’ll proclaim.

So for this next year outside is my main goal

And it works nicely with theirs, should bean easy to cajole

Instead of sneaky and having the cat to enroll

In my plot to get them out, like a type of parole.

This is my resolution and it is the best.

Will I succeed? It’s something I’ll put to the test.

If it is all I accomplish, I’ll be happy without the rest

With just this one I will feel entirely blessed.

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