If I Were a Chihuahua
If I were a Chihuahua,
I’d be pretty short,
I’d be pretty light,
Nearly outta sight.
If I were a Chihuahua,
I might start a ruckus,
I might resort to barking,
When I want to be seen.
If I were a Chihuahua,
I could probably relax,
I could probably chill,
Up on a window sill.
If I were a Chihuahua,
It’s not like I’d fret,
It’s not like I’d worry,
Or be in a hurry.
If I were a Chihuahua,
There’d be nothing to want,
There’d be nothing to need,
…‘cept to be a bigger breed?
