Tiger The Terrible
To look at him you would never know it,
But leave him alone for an hour or two,
You’ll quickly see why a crate is essential,
For such a cute dog, he’s got real destructive potential
Leave him inside and he’ll tear through the house,
Literally chewing up doors, walls, and carpet.
The furniture he’ll eat while he thinks
Leaving fluff and drool in puddles that sink.
Each garbage he’ll raid for something more tasty,
Then Tiger laps from the toilets,
Leaving massive puddles trailing from every bathroom,
And wonder if you will get home soon.
He’ll top it all off by making a huge hole
Right there in your bed.
He’ll lie down tired but so full of glee.
When you get home he’ll look at you…